Have you ever unintentionally broken the law?
Does speeding count? Because if so, then yes—all the time. I mean, who intentionally speeds? One minute, I’m vibing to my music, cruising at a reasonable pace, and the next, I glance at the speedometer like, “Oh… that’s a suggested limit, right?”
It’s not my fault my foot has a mind of its own. Plus, let’s be honest—some speed limits feel like they were set for horse-drawn carriages. 35 mph? On an open road? Please. I swear I’m a responsible driver, but sometimes, the gas pedal and I just have creative differences.
So, have I ever unintentionally? Oh yeah. And if a cop ever pulls me over, I might just have to hit them with, “Officer, I was simply following the flow of the universe.” Let’s see if that gets me out of a ticket.
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